Make that 2

Yeah make that 2 agreed and also I am here, war shall solve the problems we have! We're guaranteed to win!!

And idk how many ;P

1 cause they are weak

Nein, wir haben nicht unbedingt vor, anzuhalten, also versuchen Sie nicht, uns zum Anhalten zu zwingen und VIEL GLUCK DEN ACHSENKRAFTEN!!

Please...? I don't wanna fight, please surrender =(

YES. Also, remember what today is!

Poland?

Good Idea-

But any other ideas?

BOMB DC!!

No, we're not going to bomb DC. You DO realize, the reason the Axis lost WW2 is because you JAPANESE people decided to bomb Pearl Harbor, correct?

W Japanese Monarchy

The key to the world

That?s a powerpuff girls humor *flashback resurch*

IM ABOUT TO DROP KICK ANYONE WHO MENTIONS POWERPUFF GIRLS-

Hello

Hello

Hallo-

*sketch

Shut up

Shut up

Cool. And yeah, shut up.

Hm? The Canadian?

Yes I keep sending him maple syrup pounds after pounds after pounds and still hasn?t joined yet

*her

Shut up Newt you eat cereal with water

And you can't spell.

So?

DAMN- I'm dying of laughter on my floor

I also nuked someone

I also nuked someone

Guess you?re answer in the comments

Guess you?re answer in the comments

Hm? Well! Development! Never thought you would, honestly!!

Thanks

Couldn't resist the ALLURE, huh?

Yes

I'm gonna tell the loser tomorrow

You are SO blank, and i'm here for it!!

Cool, can't wait to see their reaction!

Tomorrow at 8:00am to 8:25am grab a popcorn ?

Ha, bet.

Ah, the Axis, a beautiful alliance!

Almost sounds like "Ah, the city of townsville."

Why would they name a city 'townsville'- :P

Also, not Powerpuff Girls-

They are HAUNTING me-

Sorry

That's fi- . . . My scenecore sister just yelled "NAZISM SUCKS AND CAPITALISM IS CUTE AS FUCK!!" across my house. I'm going to go slap her.

Oh and she's dissing communism now-

Ok my brother doesn't know that I am texting you

Same here, but with my 2 sisters, 1 brother, and one fucking gender-fluid sibling.

the gender-fluid one likes to throw knifes (AT ME) and actually has a hammer and sickle as tools in their drawer. They're a communist.

Ick If we have the key to the world we can make the nazi better

Oh, i have a monarchist sister. EW.

Ick. Ack. Oy.

Yeah. she think she's the queen of the house or smth-

my older brother is capitalist, but like, CSA capitalist. like. slavery-

Our national drink should be milk

W h y ?

My Japanese friend yelled "THAT'S NOT MILK-" over my shoulder because they're reading this and now my siblings are concerned. I'm also making, like, a Nazi armband-

I like milk

German language is scary, yes or no-?

Yes

(Oh, i have a monarchist sister. EW.) Monarchist Axis Members: Kingdom of Italy (Partially), Romania, Hungary, Thailand, even JAPAN. Bulgaria.

NO THEY'RE DIFFERENT, GET OUT OF HERE-

Verschwinde von hier, bevor ich dir den Kopf abschneide, du dummer Amerikaner ohne Leben

Ich habe die dummen Amerikaner und Lvivians so verdammt satt.

They really aren't. Just here to inform, I will leave, Tshnuso.

DAS LEBEWOHL- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

Last message of the day go nazi, g night

Mhm. Gute nacht.

Plz don?t do German language again unless it is the allies

Get ready go to allies for a epic surprise

Alright

HAHAHAHHAA

WELCOME-

The declaration of war has been sent, starting May 22nd.