COUNTRYHUMANS!!

Ohio, what the..?

Slay

Once upon a not-so-special day, in the mystical land of Broccoli Forest, there lived a family of spoons. The Spoon Mom and Spoon Dad had just welcomed a tiny teaspoon into their shiny, metallic world. However, Spoon Mom was overly protective and declared, "No, it's my teaspoon!" But Spoon Dad, in a moment of absurdity, attempted to scoop up the baby spoon thinking it was soup. To everyone's surprise, the baby teaspoon had a miniature rocket launcher tucked beneath its handle. Upon its deployment, Spoon Dad transformed into a series of small, shiny spoon fragments, necessitating a proper container for a spoon funeral. The dilemma arose when the only casket available was a thimble, far too petite for Spoon Dad's fragmented remains. Thus, a decision was made to use a teapot instead, an oversized monument by spoon standards. However, fitting the teapot into their pantry mausoleum proved impossible. As a solution deemed both genius and pointless by the spoon community, Spoon Dad, now in his teapot casket, was hoisted atop a kitchen shelf, becoming an eternal guardian of the Broccoli Forest. This teapot was no ordinary teapot; it became a symbol of absurdity and a reminder of the day when protective instincts led to spoon fragmentation and rocket launches in a peaceful kitchen drawer. And so, Spoon Dad watched over the spoonful denizens of Broccoli Forest from his lofty perch, a metallic sentinel in a realm where teaspoons wield rocket launchers, and teapots serve as noble resting places. UwU

I regret living.

... please control your kids..

How are yours so calm and peaceful and get along!?

? because they are descendants of Canada! Plus, the people are really nice!!

Of course you would say some dumb shit like that.