COUNTRYHUMANS!!

*Timeskip they at their house bc yes and Canada isn't in the mood because it's raining* "Fam, you aight?"

*Spawns-* "Whats going ooo....Oh. I forgot Canada hates rain."

"Yeah, and Georgia's not feeling too peachy."

*quite literally suffering.*

"Pfft....Cannie, it's not that bad."

?Yes it is..? :<

"We haven't had rain, snow, sleet, hail, or any OTHER form of precipitation for, like, 4 months? 5?"

"Shut up shortass, no one asked."

?? it?s still bad..?

?Be nice, Ami.. please..??

"I- Ugh, well, I don't know how to stop New York from bothering Georgia..! That's why it's raining..! The weather's based off of their moods. Georgia's not great right now. And also, NEVER!!"

"Dude, i'm the youngest here, DAMN RIGHT I'M THE SHORTEST! Thanks CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!"

?Maybe I can?t talk them out of it..? You know they love me..?

"yeah, but still. Also, ALASKA CALLED YOU DAD EARLIER WHEN TALKING TO ME ABOUT YOOOUUU!!" TnT

?? but im the uncle..?

"I KNOOOOWWW- ;-; you stole my child ;-; Alaska also looks up to you, but still-"

?I-I didn?t mean to.. you should be more experienced.. you have more kids, after all??

*Out of nowhere has a coughing fit and is just, 0 lung capacity* "DEAR GOD- FUCK-" (UGH MY COUGHING IS WHEEZINNGGG I CAN'T B R E A T H E !!!)

*always has a backup inhaler, and gives it to him* (GO GRAB YOUR INHALER GODDAMNIT)

(I'M TRYYIIINNNNGGGG-) *Fucking just uses it and is cured* "*2 coughs* Dear god...I hate....My lungs..."

(Shiut pretend ame acc bc forgot-)

(Not my boyfriend flirting with me while I?m doing this)

?M-maybe Theres a cure.. or something..??

(Afk)

"Cannie, theres not a cure to asthma. I wish there was." (Kk and lol)

?WAHHHHH.. I don?t want you to die!!!? *he runs up and hugs anerica*

"I'm not gonna die, Cannie. I just have a very bad lung capacity that makes me cough. Calm down."

*sniff* ?really..??

"Yes. Calm down, would ya'?"

?Okay.. Sorry..? *such an over sensitive gentle giant.*

"Now dude, get off of me. You're gonna crush me."

?Sorry?? *he lets go.*

"Thank you." *AMERICA SAID THANK YOU!? WOW- HE LEARNED A NEW PHRASE :O*

?Aawh,.. so you do listen to what I say? :)?

"Maybe..." *Out of nowhere feels like being extremely overly dramatic and complains about everything* "I'm tired, i'm cold, i'm hungry, my feet hurt, i'm hot, it's too loud, i'm bored-"

? D: DO YOU NEED A BLANKET?? WHAT TYPE OF FOOD, ILL CARRY YOU!!? *worried brother that thinks that tries to make America happy*

"Ame, stop being dramatic!! Canada, STOP CARING-"

"Fuck you kiwi!"

?? but why..? D:?

"Because, you're too vulnerable, and one day, someone's going to take advantage of that, Cannie!"

*hides behind America.*

*Sassy bitch just rolls eyes* "You're so dependant on Ame!"

?NO IM NOT D:?

"You're dependent on Aussie!!"

"I AM NOT DEPENDENT ON AUSSIE. Also, Canada, you are a 5'(5'what ever bc braindead) tall male whos the oldest of all of us and your hiding...Behind, HIM-"

?? I?m just.. not..? *becoming insecure.*

"Cannie, calm down, she's just being sassy. Shortie, he just is...Innocent, leave the poor child alone..! He got rained on earlier, he hates rain, he misses snow, just leave him be-"

*hugging America from behind, but not toppling him over.*

"Well good thing we're going to your territory tomorrow, Cannie!"

*Just gives Canada a, 'you're proving her right, you know?' look.*

?You are!? oh, lemme show you around!! please..?? *he says, hopping out from behind America, seeming excited.*

?Oh- i mean uhm- AHEM? *he suddenly becomes more formal.*

"sorry, GIVE ME TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE STATES, THEN I'LL COME TO CANADA'S TERRITORY. HELL NO- FOR GODS SAKES, I DON'T EVEN GO TO ALASKA!"

(I'm making a Georgia acc bc yes-)

? ? ? *suddenly very silent.*

*Spawns* "Hiya!"

*Le gasp* "GEOOOOOOOOO!!!"

?Oh! Hi Gia!? *he waves a bit.*

*Just runs over and hugs Georgia, but is on knees because child-*

? aw :) ?

*Gasps and runs out of America's grasp* "UNCLE CANADAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" *Is so fucking happy* "HIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!"

?Ah- hello <:D? *he said calmly, as Georgia ran up and hugged him, almost toppling him over*

"I love you so muchhhh!!!!!!"

(welp, going for 50 states now. What state should just spawn up next-??)

?Love you too, Gia.? *he said, as he gently pat her head.*

"Also, sorry for making it rain earlier...! I was a bit upset..! New York was bothering me....."

?Aww.. it?s okay honey, just try to stay calm, alright??

"Mhm! Oki! I get pretty emotional during spring..!"

)I make new urk-)

?Oh, I didn?t even know it was spring.. I haven?t even checked my land, or my people.. by the way, when you go to my land, it?s pretty green and vibrant. It looks pretty cool! :D?

*Shows up outta nowhere and just spawning behind Canada.* "Sup assholes!"

*gets scared easily and jumps behind America, AGAIN.*

"HAHAHAHHAHHAAAAA-"

?? shush..? <:[

"Nyyy!! Why are you so rudddee!! Go awayyy!!!!" *Feels bad for Canada* "Uncle Canada? Are you okay?"

*sigh* ?I?m fine, Gia, ny?s just being rude.?

"Haha. Suck it up!"

"That one's chaos."

?New York of America, I will not stand for you being so rude.? *uh oh New Yorks In trouble*

*Realizes they're in trouble* "Come on Canada! Lighten up..! Twas just a jokeee!!"

?.. fine, but this is your only warning. Or else you?re grounded.? *he leaned down a bit, as he crossed his arms, he was looking New York straight in the eye, making him all the more intimidating.*

*looks down, eyes wide, trying to avoid eye contact* "*Sigh* Yes Canada...."

?Good.? *he said, as he stood up upright again. He looked a bit sassy with his eyes closed.*

"H-HOW DID THEY LISTEN TO YOU!? HOW????"

? because? well, I can be intimidating when I wanna..?

"Yeah, no duh, but they wouldn't listen to ME!! I'm intimidatinggg!!"

?You just.. have to learn how to do it the right way.. I think.?

(Brb gotta take a shower.)

(kk)

"Canada- I thought you were all polite, and shy, and shit??"

?? well, I just.. have a look that scares the death out of people..?

"Everyone says I look stupid-"

?..I think it?s the shades..?

*Jaw drops and hand against chest* "The audacity! My shades are the best thing to ever exist in my stars and stripes eagle star spangled banner riots and fires pledge of allegiance land!"

?? well, you need to learn how to look at people with a certain look that scares them. For example, since you have shades-? *he pulls out a fake pair of shades, and puts them on, he bends down, and slightly pulls them down, giving him a menacing look in the process, he was looking right at him too.*

"Oh god, man, you're good at that- We all have talents. YOURS IS BEING SCARY," (Ima get on my rus acc bc yes-)

?Yeah- you have to learn it..?

*Also spawns because of America just texting him* "The hell is going on?"

?Ah! RUSSIA! Hi! :)? *waves*

"?????? Canada."

(Hello* wtf-)

(I have zero reason why, but I think Canada looks up to Russia.) ?hm??

(He would lol and they both cold af lol- Russia's also tall ASF so he's 6'11-) "you're short."

? no I?m not.. you?re just.. tall.?

"Hi Ruskkiiiii!!"

*Noises of annoyance to America* "No. Not you. Go away."

? ? ? *doesn?t know what to do.*

"Whatttt?? Ya' mad at me or somethinnn'??"

"I'm gonna need 20 shots of vodka after this....Amerika, you've bothered me to the point I don't even know HOW to feel about you-"

?Russia.. he?s my brother.. please???? *gives him puppy eyes even he can?t resist.*

"I-Uh...Fine..."

?Yay!?

*Also shows up bc yay the cold bbys r 2gether!!* "Hei."

?A- where are you guys coming from!??

"The void. THE FIRING PITS OF HELL- Why?"

(Not you stealing my lines) ?ah- uh..?

(No u said, "The void. The absolute firing pits of alone darkness. Why?" I said hell X3 Haha, you know what'd be funny? If you made Ukraine. Haha. and Russia's just 'not you- hello....sibling-' bc ukraine's genderfluid but russia and ukraine are siblings lol- ITS ALL A GAME OF SIBLING RIVALRY-) "Mmhm. I miss Estonia..."

(AE I NEED TO SEARCH up UKRAINES PERSONALITY

(lol- https://countryhumans.miraheze.org/wiki/Ukraine)

(Back)

(Interesting)

(?)

(Yeah, he looked like a subtle country and rock guy,)

(Lol)

(Idk if I should make him now or not.)

(I mean, sure-??)

(Sry had to smoke rq-)

(I?ll try if it lets me)

(Lol kk)

(Back

?WSP BRO!?

(History happy face :))

"Oh dear god, not you."

*he hugs Russia.* (why is Ukraine and Canada a ship ?

(Why is Finland and Canada a ship-???) "Get. Off. Of. Me."

?You?re not happy to see me, bro?? ahaha!?

"*deep inhale* I swear to fucking god I will send another nuke to your territory."

?Ahah- okay.. okay..? *he gets off of him*

*Just stares down controversially* "By the way, why is your military so weak? We're winning this war so hard!"

??. Cmon bro, why can?t we be like Canada and America? theyre having a good time!?

"They're weak. An-" (Ima interrupt myself)

??THEY ARENT WEAK, RUSSIA. AMERICA HAS THE BIGGEST ARMY IVE EVER SEEN, AND CANADA HAS PROTECTION! Sure, you have nuclear weapons, and I may have nothing, but atleast my kids aren?t aggressive.?

*Just spawns behind them* ""WEAK!? AHHAHHHAHAHAAAAA- Bitch, I won WW2, helped South korea push the Korean War to a stalemate, won the vietnam war, Won our independence from the British Monarch in 1803, and helped out in WW1! We only joined WW2 because of Imperial Japan bombing Pearl Harbor. We're the biggest political superpower, so don't even get me...STARTED!!"

"..............................................oh."

*he soon steps on as well* ?listen Russia. Me, and my brother may seem like helpless little idiots until you see that we are children of two of the most powerful countries, not only that, but the miniguns and hand grenades are quite of power, I know I am small but me and my flock, were quite powerful.? *he said, as he grabbed russia by the collar of his shirt, and staring him dead in the eyes, as he gave him dagger eyes.*

*Immediate fear* "Yeah, okay....Uh...." *Nervous as all fuck and quite literally avoiding eye contact*

?You may be taller than me, you may seem intimidating, But you will realize who has power.? *he aggressively lets go, it almost throws him on the ground.* ?DO YOU UNDERSTAND!??

"Gah! Yeah! Alright! Sorry..! Jesus..."

?Good.? *he put his hands behind his back, walking away.*

*he automatically goes back behind America.*

*Is just like, 'well. uhhhh- yeah. might as well happen.'*

"And this, Russia, is why I have told you, time and time again, to never mess with Canada, but 'nooo!" you had to go prove a point. look where that got ya'."

*just kind of hugging him from behind.*

"Hush Finland, or i'll invade you like my dad tried to."

"Oh and now you're bringing up the Winter War, huh? Well, sorry to tell you, but your dad fucking collapsed. So, where would that get you? No where."

"Yeah? i follow in his footsteps."

?Finland, Russia. DO. NOT.?

*Finland just kind of flips Canada off-*

*rolls eyes*

* kinda growls.*

(I feel like finland wouldn't be scared of canada whatsoever-) "Bitch, you don't scare me."

(I feel like at some point he would realize and just stop.)

(Yeah fr- he just 'fine. whatever.')

*he growls for a bit, and then pauses and whimpers.*

*Rolls eyes and just stops.*

*buries his head into americas hair* :(

(I like the cold ones now xd) *also just poofs in existence-* "Hiii!"

?ALASKA!!? *runs up and hugs him*

"HIIIII!!!!"

:D

"I missed yooooouuuu!!!!"

?YOU TOOO!!! :D? (They are so cousins)

(Omg real.) "Hey, we got 6 inches of snow over the mountains today!"

?EEEE!! how exicting!! Usually I get 8 and a half inches of snow!! It?s like a blanket!?

"Haha! Yeah! We're supposed to have a blizzard tomorrow! I'll have to talk to Antarctica about that...!"

? ? ?

*Checks phone* "GOD DAMN! -68 degrees fahrenheit there today!"

* suprised*

"Yeah...Antarctica really needs new territory....."

? hm.. ?

(NO BC SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE SOME SHIPS I WANNA KNOW PLSPLSPLSPSPSPS)

(mmmmmm, canon?)

(Canon, but also ones that makes sense and don?t like- absolutely hate eachother

(Mmmm, I absolutely despise....Third Reich x Soviet union. THEY'RE EX-FRIENDS- Uhh...I like Finland x Estonia...Germany x France.....)

(I'm meh on Russia x America. I don't hate it, and think its a bit funny, but it's meh.)

(I HATTETTTTTTEEEEEE British Empire x French Empire)

(I kinda like Egypt x Israel. Hate Greece x Italy.)

(I want one that kinda includes Canada, but I dunno whICH

(mmmm...I was all for Canada x Russia back when I started. Now I juts see Canada as single, or...uh w/ Ukraine- bc they have reason.)

(YES, SECOND OPTION. P L E A S E. Take Ukraine *THROWS UKRAINE AT YOYR FACE*

(U-Nty- ??????)

(Nervous cold countries obsessed noises-)

(Please im not about to take both of them and try to make a scene when switching back and forth)

(I've been doing that with...what 6, 7 characters?)

(PLEASSEEEEEEEEEee I DONT GET THE SMA E AMOUNT OF HAPPINESS I JUST FEEL DEAD

(Fine =>= btw if im afk for a bit im smoking.)

(I feel alive. also email and pswrd plz-)

[email protected] is the email, and the password is HAPPI)