COUNTRYHUMANS!!

(Oh hiya ur back.)

(that was a joke. Oh hiya. Ohio-)

(Say it outloud-)

(Yes) *you just hear money green faintly blasting through the walls.*

(hehehe energy lol-)

(Nah bc ame just; wtf-) "What the hell...?" *Curious mf-*

*just singing along.*

?MONEY MONEY GREEN GREEN-?

*Fucking walks in* "Cannie, whatchya doinnnn'?"

?AH! AME! UHHH- nothing??? *gives him a nervous smile as he turns off the radio.*

*Just smirking evilly* "Hahaha." *Doesn't rly care* "Just know, when dad gets home, you should probably turn it off. He wouldn't appreciate Odetari's amount of cussing and sexual reference!"

?Yeah.. god.. ?

"Bitch, i listen to Eminem, D-12, and GHOSTMANE. You ain't heard NOTHIN' until you hear my car pullin' up in the driveway, house be fuckin' shaking from my car OUTSIDE!"

?? I miss Uki. (Ukraine)

"Damn. Imagine dating. L."

?? D-12..? Who?s D-12??

"D-12? MAN, YOU REALLY HAVE NO STYLE."

(Says the one wearing a NATO hoodie, shades, and ripped jeans with black sketchers-)

??I listen to a lot of different things, okay..??

"I listen to screamo."

?Screamo???

"The songs where they scream as loud as humanly possible!" :D

"I also listen to, like, rap. Hip hop. I dunno, partly rock."

?Wh- im only listening to retro, weird core songs, cause they kinda sound good, and also the mean girls songs :)?

"Damn. Dad would be disappointed."

(*LE GASP* I SHOULD MAKE AN ACC FOR MY SELF INSERTTTTT!!!!)

?What.. well.. you know me, I wasn?t? too fond of father.? (M A M A B O Y )

(Fr-) "Yeah, you look up to yo' baguette obsessed 'Oui oui' ass mother."

?? don?t speak about mama like that.. she?s really nice.. plus, some French is really cool!?

"I like greek better. And Hebrew, thats fun to learn. And...Hm....I mean, german words are just jokes. I mean, birth control pill in german is antibabypille. True lol"

?? yeah?? *having detachments issues bc he seriously misses uki*

"Do you miss them that bad?"

?Yeah.. ??

"Fam....You need to learn to not care."

*sits on bed.*

"Like just, say 'L, imagine' and walk away-"

?.. that?s my lover, ame.. I care about them like I care about you..!?

*Slightly heartwarmed* "You care about me..?"

?Of course I do!! your my brother!?

*That's the first time anyone's actually said that to him directly so he didn't think they did* "Oh my god...."

*hugs america*

*Is about to have happy tears* "I love you, bro" <3 (Awe, sibling moment-)

?Love you too, fr?re.? (Means brother in French bc yes ?)

(My evil a just wants to ruin it with thanatos-)

(THANOS XDD No thanatos-)

(No, just no)

(XDDDDDDD No to what XDDD)

(DO NOT RUIN THIS PRECIOUS MOMENT

(EHHEEHEHEHEHE finnnnneee) "I still want an increase in the amount of lumber you send us though." *He said that in a, i love you so much, because i want something-, tone- hes still hugging canada tho-*

?Fine, I?ll bring a bit more, but, just because I?m your brother.?

"Yay <3 I love you alittle more now <3. But not more than I love California <3"

?Okay- well.. fair enough.?

(AHahhahahahahahahahah I love that- XDD)

?? hey ame??

"yes, Cannie?"

?What would you do if I got us a puppy.?

"As long as it's not a cat."

?Why..are you allergic, or just.. bad backstory??

"I hate cats. So fucking much. Part of the reason I wear shades!"

?Well, puppies are 10x nicer. They?re kinda like me, depending on how you raise em.?

"Cool. Fine by me. And i'm sure Kiwi and Aussie wouldn't care because they have snakes, spiders, and their insects, so they like animals. Idk bout dad, but he can suck it."

?Doesn?t father have birds stuck in the Eiffel Tower..??

"Yeah true."

?I feel bad for those poor birds, they?re starving, and slowly dying..?

"all i can think about right now, is dad has a guitar collection."

??he has a what.?

"A guitar collection."

?? I can?t believe it.. our father, England, owns a guitar collection.?

"Mmmmmmmm, yep."

?I? I-i don?t know what to say..?

"I only know because one time that son of a gun stole my Coca-Colaaaaaaa!!!!!! Chicago was the main motivator for that."

?It?s like how I have a collection you don?t know..?

"What collection."

??. You don?t needa-?

(Cutoff)

?You don?t gotta know-?

(Sry was doin things-)

"I have a collection no one knows about too, so that's fair."

(It?s okay) ?you don?t have to know-?

"Yep." (CAN I BRING MY BBYYYY??????? Bc i haven't made up her meeting cannie 4 the first time, so I want it 2 be the first timmemee-)

(Sure!)

(YYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAAYAY ILY SMMMMM- as friend lol-)

(Ik

( I?m so tired l

(yay hiiii-) *Knocks on the door politely-* (Ame's gonna call her in before cannie replies,)

"Oh! And theres someone I want you to meet!" *Opens door to reveal Thanatos-*

????

?What -?

?Oh..?

"Gei? sou..!" (Hello in greek btw-)

(Geia*)

(Geia sou.)

?Salutations.?

(SALUTATIONS SIR, MAY I PLEASE ENTER-) "...............................Yeah..........." *Shyness kicks in and fidgets with star of david necklace-* (SHE'S CHEWING ON THE CHAIN TO IT-)

(Oh and btw, not, Thanatos doesn't have her wings or halo out.)

(NOTE*)

(I'm on a crack crash. Ame and Cannie tomorrow? Or any other Ideas-?)

(Just list them here if u come back.)

(If u have any. or just simpily say yes for ame and cannie-)