COUNTRYHUMANS!!

Sweeeeet home Alabammaaa-

Hello-

Eeee!!! It's gonna be 78 degrees today!! YAY!!!

MY NAME IS PRONOUNCED, "ARE-CAN-SAW"!! NOT "ARE-CAN-S A S"!!!

CALIFORNIA- IS NICE TO THE HOMELESS!!!

Why did the creators of South Park choose to put the scene in my land??

Hahahahahaha, I have no point but here I ammmm- Hhahhahahahhaaaaa-

People always think 'dela-hardware' when spelling my name ;-;

SCAWRY ALLIGATOR RAWRRRR!!! Someone threw an alligator at an employee at a drive through to pay them and drove away :3 I love my land so much X3

It could be freezing cold today, burning hot tomorrow, and rainy for the next week after, and we WON'T BAT AN EYE-

We're mostly tropical temperatures and TROPICAL STORMMMSS- We have as many tropical storms as Florida has hurricanes!

Hello-. Dad, why do you have a travel guide for my land in your room?

I got eagle wings like dad <33 We also made coca-cola in Chicago <3

Dad, why am I called Indiana if I'm not actually Indian and my people aren't ethnically Indian-??

Why are we still here...Just to suffer-

We produce so much wheat it's psychotic-

I got a new cardinal!! :DD

I have wings too! But everyone thinks they're stupid ;w;

Hehehhehehehehhehe, I like annoying Quebec >:>

We're so cool, and it's stupid we're the free state dad, because all of America is free, because America is all about freedom for all!

I'm here.

Hiiiii-

Hey you allll!! Snowin' down here!!! Wisconsin, Alaska, is y'all seein' dis??

M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i

This sucks.

Lighten up Misso! Or as I call ya', MisERy!

It's raining. Again. Wow.

Life sucks. I'm staying in my room for the rest of the day again. Don't any of you fucking dare to come, break me out, force me out, trick me out, or in any way, shape, or form, TRY or even ATTEMPT to get me out. Thank you and goodbye.

I am present-

Yo watsup-

ahahhahaha, you're all lame-

YO, WHAT IS GOIN' ONNNN!!! FAM, I'M BACK WITH ANOTHER VIDEO-

I am SOUTH CAROLINA!!! Not NORTH CAROLINA!! get it right!!

Damn imagine mocking ur sibling- Lol South Dakota would have been like "Ughh, I'm SOUH DAKOTAAAAAAAA, NOT NOOOOOOORRRRRTTTTTTTHHHHH-" lol. Yo, North Carolina, txt me so we can mock our sibs lol.

Open the noor-

NO- Uhm, Hi- ????? Yah.

THE BRIGHT KID HAS A R R I V E D -

I raise cattle-

I MAY BE TINY, BUT I FOUGHT A L A S K A, AND HE'S THE TALLEST OF US, AND I WON!!

OH MY GAWD, NORTH CAROLINA, THE AUDACITYYYY- </3

I'm with S.C., North Dakota, ugh, I wouldn't say that!!!!11

HOWDY DO Y'ALL-

Hello- I don't- Hi-

Utah, are you okay? Like, mentally?

I don't think he is-

I'M THE CAPITAL STATE, WHAT UP-

Hey people ;v;

Hi WV! :D Florida went to school just now with bandaids all over him and i'm concerned-

He got into a fight with a country =>=

COOL! CUT, ALL 50 STATES IN TACT!! KEWLLL!!

My children work <3 Also, FLorida, you wha-?

Yeah, sry dad- I kinda got into a bit of a "disagreement" with Martial Law...

FL...What did you do?

I'll explain this in words you can't understand! Or maybe you can idk. I angry. Martial Law provoke me. I big mad. I alligator. I own alligator. I bite. Alligator bite. I bitee arm. Pet Gator bite leg. We win arguement. I get minor hurt. Martial Law big ouch.

Yeah, if ML came back, because I know spirits can do that, they can't do anything to the living though, I would know from USSR and Third Reich, but still, good on you, Martial Law sucked anyway-

.... I was gone for one day-

Hhahahahhahaaaa-

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA- ALL 50 OF THEM-