COUNTRYHUMANS!!

FUCKING RED PINEAPPLES AND PURPLE DANCING MEN, E V E R Y W H E R E-

Alright, all 50 states, with the exception of Alaska and maybe Texas because they're the 2 oldest and Alaska can stay with Canada, Texas'll be off God knows where- Y'all are all coming with me!

Oh-okay-..

Yeah- Your keeping Alaska-

Because, either keep Alaska, or deal with................Confident crackhead-

HAHAHAHAHAHAA- I WILL TAKE ALL OF EUROPE-

Not over my dead body, you won't,

Hahahahaha. ~IT'S TIME TO PLAY....WHO STOLE THE D R U G S ?~

~Was it me..?~

~Was it me?~

~It was d a d -~

FUCKING PINK F A I R I E S EVERYWHERE- (#YouGetTheJoke-)

(Yes I do) ?AME NO-?

(No bc drunk / on drugs America is life)

HAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA-

(yes omg)

Canada help dad's gone rouge and is planning to take over Eurasia now-

THAT'S A LOT OF LAND-

Uhm?

Oh dear God, dad, A G A I N ?

AGAIN!? DAD'S DONE THIS BEFORE!?

U n f o r t u n a t e l y .