COUNTRYHUMANS!!

(SIGHTS** OMG-)

*humming some japanese song, just under a sakura tree.*

*Is just walking and then, she crosses paths with Melona.* "M-Melona...?"

? ???? (yes?)

(lol it wont let u do japanese-)

(goddangit. yk whst ima do the sound ver then

*Confusion* "...Uhm....Wasn't expecting to see you here..."

?this is a sakura tree.. i didnt know they existed in israel.? (theyre in israel

(LOL THEY'RE IN THANATO'S FATHER'S LAND XDDD Omg he would be so nice fr tho and lol) "...Yes, they do...Very few though...We used to have more, but the Palestinian and Israeli crisis got most of them cut down for weapons..." (IRL there is a war between Palestine and Israel rn-)

?ah.. let me hade it then..? (are country humans allowed to have piwers?

(No.)

(oh okay then* *he pulls out a sakura sapling and plants it 5 feel away from the other one.*

(They don't ;-; I don't like taht idea because it's every fandom ever. Aftons: Powers, FNAF in general: Dead souls, technically have powers, i mean, HELL regretevator technically has powers! I mean, they have gnarpy :>)

"....How did you find where I was..?"

?what-? i just want to visit israel.. to get out a bit, yknow??

".....Oki..! ... well, I mean it's funny considering this IS my father's land and just down a bit further is greece, which my land isn't too far from here..."

*this time, he had a pink parasol.*

"Did your mother give you that..?'

?oh yes, of course! more cultural things that just.. make me look elegant.?

*Pauses and speaks quietly* ".....I like it......"

?why thank you! i could get you one!?

"...Oh, uhm, it's fine..." *Looking into the distance, somewhere toward the northwest*

?no i insist! ill make you a fan! ooh! youre pan, right??

"Uh, yes,,,But really, i'm fine..." (IS INTERESTING! https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2024/3/22/israels-war-on-gaza-live-the-choice-is-clear-a-2-state-solution IS LIVE!!)

(.....Over 1000 missiles.....)

(From Russia to Ukraine....)

(oh dear god...)

(Biggest attack from russia in 2 years of war....)

say w h a t :D)

(You read that...)

(I STAND WITH UKRAINE!!!!! STAND WITH ISRAEL AND UKRAINE!!!!!)

(anyway back to rp..)

(me liking russia and having a neutral feeling about ukraine)

(NEIN!! Read the real information on the war. Russia's bad. In the real world. rly bad. countryhumans just makes it feel better, but it's bad. really bad. Millions of ukrainians are dying...)

(ANYWAY!!)

(rp)

*he pulls out a pan flag* ?toru!? (take)

"....Well, I don't really need it....."

?its okay! i have one too!? *he pulls out a closed fan, he then opens it, and its a bi fan*

"I knwo, but I just....Fine...." *Eventually just takes it and glances to the northwest again, for about 3 minutes, just staring in that direction.*

?hm? Nani o mitsumete iru nodesu ka?? (what are you staring at?)

"....Just missing my mum...." *Is referring to greece*

??we.. we can go to greece-?

"I mean, I think she'll see us...She gets very curious and talkative with new people....she's also...uhm...kind of mostly athletic and the opposite of elegant..." (Greece is the tomboy adoptive mother-)

(also if we do that, u wanna do greece or shud I?)

?oh- well, shes freindly, right? no one needs to look pretty to have a beautiful personality!? (REAL ADVICE!!!)

"She's nice...But, talkative..." (OMG StOP KNOWING mEEEEEE-)

(gimme greece im talkitive as all hell

(kk, shes the kidn, kind of energetic, wears black athletic shorts and a cropped shit with a star cut out in it. She has a braid and is very athletic. She has many rock climbing walls in her house and she likes climbing mountains. She's the person who'll backflip 6 times to get somewhere.)

(Kind*)

(SO ME FR!! MAKE ME AN ACCOUNT RN

(i finally figured out who i am as a countryhuman

(who and kk)

(GREECE..)

(user and pass r same, Email: [email protected] Password: GreekTomboy. I even found the best pfp drawn lol)

(also im slow fuck off-)

(Oki this acc back :D)

k got it down)

(so ima timeskip 4 this- btw the only powers they CAN have is having wings 2 fly and teleporting, so they teleported to Greeces house and Greece is parkouring around her livingroom lol bc she would have stuff to parkour jump and bars to swing on to get on platform bc their extra sometimes-)

*chilling in her place*

(Like they would have wood planks and sticks in the wall so she could parkour-)

*jogging with headphones on*

*melona and Thanatos just teleport to Greece's house and just speaks while she's parkouring-* "Hi mom-"

*takes off headphones* ?huh? oh! oh honey! OMG!! IS THAT JAPANS KID!? Nice to meet you, im Thanatos?s mom, Greece!? melona: hello miss-

"Momm, she just got here..-"

?I understand that- but new people! you know how i feel about them!?

( ?plus, ive wanted to marry japan for a while /j? )

"I know how you feel about everything...- You know how i feel about people in general..."

(LOL OMG-)

(first off, its not a bad idea, and THANATOS AND MELONA CAN BE SIBLINHS

(No bc i dont ship dat tho =>=)

(i can imagine japan and greece being the zesty besties

(LOLLLLL OMGGGG-)

(like, their just in the backround dancing with eachother , one of them has a rose in their mouth, and thanatos is just like ?mom stop..? and melona: ?MOTHER CAN I JOIN!?? )

(Omg i wonder how tanatos would react to just imperial japan appearing before them just "HI-" and wud use her wings to dart over and hug melona and then she would see thanatos and bc imperial japan reacts really energetically to her child-Japan-and Melona. im wo- WHAT WoUlD HAPPEN IF TANATOS MET USSR AND NAZI GERMANY!!??!?!?!)

(okay, but i also claim japan and imperial japan. THE JAPAN FAMILY IS MYN!!!

(LOLLL- wait but imperial japan alreayd exists in this group??)

(Japan doesn't)

(But imperial does. )

( i can ask the fascist if u can borrow the acc??)

YEs.. ASK HER IF I CAN HAVE IT..

(i literally have a toy that vibrates now)

(kk and afk)

(afk aswell

(done ss at top will be deleted when i give acc-)

*COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD*

*Confused but scared, ded, angel, jew, capitalist democrat noises-*

?konichiwa!! :3?

"Antio sas-" (Good bye- in greek)

?oh dont worry, im- WHERES MY GRANDCHILD?

"Quiet down a bit, please..."

?where. is. my. MAGO.? (grandchild in japanese)

"Calm down- I think she ran?"

?no, he couldnt have. MY DAUGHTER HAS BEEN TELLING ME THINGS.?

*is so confused* "I-I don't- know???"

*confused fascist gradmother*

?GREECE WHERE TF IS MY KID!?? GREECE: ?IMPERIAL!??

*proceeds to look around the room and finds him in a corner* ?AHHHH!!! BBY!! OMG, I SAW YOU WHEN YOU WERE A BABY, LOOK AT HOW MUCH YOUVE GROWN!!? *proceeds to hug melona* melona: ?hi grandma-?

*Jewish noises bc hates the axis powers bc they with the nazis-*

(was texting friends smth u can see above if u want-)

melona: im pretty sure shes harmless? ?hai. i have no reason to attack anymore.? (hai is quite literally YES)

Good- Hey, how's the Nazi in the afterlife??

?ah.. USSR fights with communism, sometimes i try to create peace by getting everyone to let loose, drink a bit of booze, next you know, russias dad is dancing on the bar counter.?

*Deepest inhale to exist* 'Yeah, typical of the soviet."

"What about G E R M A N Y ' S FATHER-"

?? next thing you know.. THERE MAKING OUT-

*Covers mouth* "OH DEAR G O D -"