South Park Blonde Squad!

Yo Kenny-

wsg

Cheerio- (No I am not Luna, I am someone else who is british I met her in london)

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO-

(oh- is lun tweek

(oh- is lun tweek

(Luna is Tweek and Butters rn-)

HI BUTTERS!!

(Butters left for the night so now I am butters-)

(ik lol0

HI KEN-KENNNNN!!

LEO!!!! :D

virtual hugs butters

HAII!!

o wheres everyone else

Watching.

Eating imaginary popcorn.

wow, wait, pip, youre npot even supposed to be here-

yo tweek can i have some of that popcorn

Yet I am-

No fuck off-

true true

COME ON TWEEK.. JUST ONE....

I'm gonna get grounded for being here ;-;

*begs in poor*

Get a job, Kenny.

IM TOO YOUNG FOR A JOB

Tweeeekkkk!! Just give himmmm!!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm nuh uh.

*tries to give tweek puppy eyes*

what if just bleached craigs hair and invited him here

Craig would flip his shit if you did that.

nuh uh

Can everybody stop cussing? I don't wanna get grounded...

hes let me die his hair before

thats why one day he showed up to school with blue tips

HE DOESN'T WANNA BE HERE. BECAUSE OF......Uhm.....The dead one-

... what'd pip do to scare him?

Well damn, way to call me out!

no offesense, buddy.

He doesn't like me that much- Also i'm kicking his ass for calling me french.

uh- pls dont hurt my second bestie-

Great i'm grounded again ;-;

HE FUCKING CALLED ME FRENCH.

NOO LEO!!! D:

im breaking leo out >;(

Only for another month Ken, it's fine.

pip, french isnt a bad thing-

I HATE THE FRENCH! Also i'm british.

plus, if you actually study french, you can curse people out in french, and theyll think youre flirting!! :D

I don't ;like cussing people out....

uh. you just said you were going to knock craig out for calling you french.

threatening is kinda like cussing someone out,

also, im still breaking you out leo. >:(

KEnnyyyy-

I'll get grounded for longerrr...!

going over to your house rn.

KENNETH MCCORMICK DON'T YOU....FRIGGIN DARE YOU SON OF A BISCUIT!

fine, ill just convince your parents-

How, they'll ground you!!

*after 5 minutes of talking to butters parents*

youre only grounded for a week now :)

How?

Kenny, what did you say?

well, when you have two siblings and shitty parents, you learn how to convince people.

I have 0 siblings and parents who say they're.... "Doing what's best for me".

even the most difficult of people.

leo, listen to me, their spitting bullshit.

But they say that it'll teach me?

That i'll do better in society and people will like me..?

all theyre teaching you is to be afraid if youre not perfect, thats not how you discipline children.,

Oh... :(

But they say "It'll make you more sociable and likable"...?

listen leo, theyre not teaching you the right way, theyre only grounding you for something stupid, like fdressing like a girl, or expressing yourself, and thats not bad, your parents are just idiots!

yk what leo, ill take you shopping, lets go to a sanrio store.

But thhey say "Nobody likes wannabe trannys!" or, "Be like other people!"....?

Go where?

a hello kitty shop basically.

Yesssssssssss.....

Actually my dad probably won't let me...He said "Helly Kitty's for girls"....

Hello*

hello kittys for everyone.

He also broke my Hello Kitty hairclip :(

oh.. well, how about this, ill give you a place to store your hello kitty stuff so thst your dad cant find it!!

Yay! But how do I get out of the house?

Oh wait-

I have a window.

yeah..

Question.

If butters is grounded...

Is Marjorine grounded?

no, no she isnt, neither is chsos.

We're saving chaos- He's....Plotting. He doesn't have anymore ideas- ;-; I'm getting Marjorine RIGHT NOW-

(Looks like im making a Marjorine acc-)

I just need to find the skirt-

*COmes out* MArjorine is ready!

there she is! noe, are we ready to go on a sopping spree??

Marjorine also just jumped through a window, holy shiiiiiiiiiii-

Wait Kenny...?

*awkward wave*

Hahhahaaaaa- Anyway, hpw are we gonna...?? You know, we need money-??? Unless you pickpocketed or stole I don't think you have any-

cartman and i bettted, i won and got 50 v=bucks.

NOT V BUCKS THATS+ WAS A TYPO-)

good jo- What did you bet on?

(IK-)

*tries to change the subject* UHHH.. LETS GO SHOPPING!!

(Context clues: v is close to b on the keyboard and the = is because you tried to backspace it!)

KENNNNNNNNNNNNN???

WHAT DID YOU 2 BET ONNN??

i dont wanna talk about it.. (i actually dont know what they bette don so uh)

FIne....... (I dunno make up some shit-)

anyway, we could go to the msl!!

Alright.

*they go to the south park msll* where do we start?

Why in the world is this pace so large!?

(Place*)

youve never been here??

youve never been here??

No...? My parents said if I came i would be grounded...

hm. they have a hot topic here-

oh. no.

THe fact I had to help the goths burn hot topic one time-

;-;

Yeah, the vamps are after me now-! :)

oof..

Actually scratch that-

They're after BUTTERS!

Not Marjorine!

yikes! whatd he do?

He betrayed themmmmmmmmmm- And helped the goths burn their hide out.

yeah..

yeah..

Yeah.

I'm taking that in.

Ooh- professor chaos finally came up with an idea- *COUGH COUGH* I mean what?

that was a very blank response, im sorry-

Yeah it's alright, Ken-

im justc getting a bit tired.

Aw :(

yeah,m i

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I don't get tired..! Neither does Cchaos...He's out tonight for sure. (SO IS SPARKLE LOL-)

ill try to stay up, dont worry marj

:) Yay.

For unrelated reason, can we wrap this up about 10:30 pm? (NOT FR-)

gimme a sec msrj :] *runs off for a few seconds* *returns back with a bunch of hello kitty plushies and accesories* here :D

(This turned from bunny, to kenjorine, and might go tfbw- omfg-)

*Gasp* Yay! :))

I'm so bragging to the girls about this..!

yw :}

*Grabs phone and mutters* Tag...Wendy.....Tag....Heidi.....Tag.....Bebe.....Tag....Nichole....Tag........Red........Tag...Rebecca.... *Tag+all the other girls*

wha- why-

Ken, selfie! *Puts phone on camera mode*

wha- okay-

*Takes selfie with Kenny and all the hello kitty shit* Hehheheeee....Upload.....Image....Save....Post....Send! YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!

*Gets 5 notifs* HEhehhehehehheeee!!

*looks over marjs shoulder* GOD DAMN-

Hm? Wat?