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mabel's (me) birthday: May 9th pip's birthday: may 12

lol

Yo, I HAVENT BEEN ON IN FOREVER!

Yo, I HAVENT BEEN ON IN FOREVER!

ok

yes

yes

lol

yes

yes

yes?

yes

im finally alive

Indeed/

yes

yeah, i got that email.

yas

Good day!!

Hi.

Hehheheheheeeeeeee.......

(Y'all now get to learn about floppy. Floppy is the new kid ig-) Hey,,,

Yo new ki-

I have a name, Tweek....

I'm Floppy....

THE NEW KID HAS A NAME?

(iTS ME!!!! KENNY@!!) *slight wave with the blankest expression*

(We know-) Hello...

YO WUDUP!!

Good day!

*he didnt seem to talk alot, and when he did, his voice was really soft.*

Hi!!

Finally someone like me..... (Yeah, Floppy's voice is soft and she only talks to herself. She's also a villain as I stated! Imagine sparkle but 1000 times worse and we call her Flicker. Yeah.)

(Shes the quiet kid with a gun in her bookbag-)

2 quiet kids meet!!

I AM THE OPPOSITE OF QUIET, I AM THE LOUDEST FUCKING ONE HERE!! WOO!! I THINK I'M DRUNK!! WOO HOOOOOOOO!!

*he looks at butters and walks closer to him.*

*Tilts head in confusion-*

*he picks up a pink flower off the ground and puts it in his hair*

Hm? Oh! Thank you! :D *Is still in good mood, but slightly confused*

"basil.." *he said quietly*

*Confused* Basil? Whos that..?

"you look like him.."

*Just going along* No idea who basil is, but oki! :D

(now im tempted to make a basil acc-

(Do so.)

(I'll try to get into OMORI, but only for you.)

(*GASP* YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYYYY!!!!! *virtually hugs you out of pure joy and exitement

(But rn i'm mainly tsot ;-;)

(I'll try though!

(For you.)

(Just don't overload me tomorrow. I'll take my time with it... :D Tell ya' when i'm ready!)

(okay!!!!!)

*he looks around*

(WE DONT HAVE SCHOOL TMRW KGLUKF<VIYJCRF ><J

*Is getting a call on his hello kitty cased phone-* Oh! Call! *Answers and walks about 13 feet away*

(Yes we do-?)

(We don't have school monday..?)

(do i get to just d e c i d e

(Decide what?)

(whos hes ringing up

(Sure-)

(Fuck it-)

(mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm uhhhhhhhhh

(Uh?)

(AAHAHAHA i cant think of anyone witrh out it being an omori character*

(IDK- MAN JUST THINK, WHO WOULD CALL BUTTERS AT THE RANDOM!?)

(OHUHUHUH i fell like basil would just accedintily call him

((afk, im doing motercycle rq-

(you and my dad istg

(TORNADOS TOMORROW!?)

(NiRvAnA!!

.,... thats not fdunny.

its just heavy rain, chill tf out-)

(no fr.)

(its 69% tornado.

*SCREAMS BC IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE*

(ur not gonna die- we've had a tornado before-)

(MAN GODDAMNIT- Looks like we're bringing out floppy bc MOOD CHANGE- ima do Flick too, gimmie a sec to make acc-)

(can i bring out wayic-

(Ye-)

(and hi-)

(Flicker is to be drawn-)

(i dont have an account for her yet, so ill just be pretending!!!!

(Put picture, softie lop bunny villian, color scheme blue and white with a LOT of glitter, 1000x more chaotic than sparkle, and very lunatic-like. Like, CRAZED LUNATIC type shit, kill 1000s of people thinks it's funny type shit-)

(But*)

(That's Flicks!)

(I can make Wayic acc?)

(YAYAYAYYYA remember, blue hair and pspcic

(mhm, so acc is...

(Email: [email protected]

(Pswrd: WAYIC

(IT WORKED!!!!!

(YAY! :D)

(I feel like those 2 would be the BEST of friends- but Flick's more chaotic-)

(Flick's kill count is: 893, 373, 715, 272, 273, 373!)

(mmh.. yeah, also bc wayic is nice to everyone, she helps the villians and the heroes-

(So thats Eight Hundred Ninety-Three Quadrillion Three Hundred Seventy-Three Trillion Seven Hundred Fifteen Billion Two Hundred Seventy-Two Million Two Hundred Seventy-Three Thousand Three Hundred Seventy-Three people!

(thats how many flick's killed)

(wayics kind of like a self consious-

(Dang- Flick acts self concious as floppy, but AS FLICK-)

(Rp?)

TOMMYS COMING TO AMERICA!!!)

(yes..

(Wha-?)

(aight-)

(3

2)

(1

YIPPIE!)

*she was hanging out with flicker, she said shed hang out with her.*

*Flick was in a very chaotic energetic mood* Ehehhehehehe....... *Flick had just burned a 234 floor building and was avoiding laughing evily. Flick was hanging on the edge of the building with legs pushing on it and basically able to do so without falling.*

"you really shouldnt do that, flick. you will get hurt." *she said in a soft voice, she looked pretty clam.*

"i'm fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine."

"Also, I'm a lop rabbit, I can just jump back.!"

"you should head my warnings. one day something bad will happen."

"Ha! No chance!" *Does a super cool backflip off, but jumps while in the air and lands on the room-*

(ROOF*)

"my visions dont lie, flick." *her third eye opens, and her main eyes go white.*

*Eyeroll*

*her hair starts to float a bit, meaning shes currently having a vision.*

*Crosses arms and just standing there*

"...! i have to go, chaos needs me.. come with if you so wish."

"I guess I will. I'm usually with Sparkle, you, Sequin, or Glitz, so I'm coming since I hate being alone, but I think chaos is kinda scared of me-"

"it doesnt matter, chaos is being attacked, lets go!" *she started to run towards the junkyard-*

*Just following her, but of course doing it in the most extra way possible, sprint-hopping there.*

(Flick is also extra and a TOTAL drama queen-)

*they made it to choases lair* "CHAOS!" *shewas back to normal,

(Lemme jus-)

(Should I bring out the chaos acc-?)

(MMMMMMMM SURE!!!!

(Before I do, how is chaos being attacked so I can incorporate that-)

(mysterion.. decided to bring out the big gusns, a nd uhhhhhh destroywed all of chaoses defenses-

(DAMN- Aight- yeah acc here-) *Glances at Flick and the Wayic* "HELP. ME,"

"on it! CHAOS, DODGE!" *mysterion was about to throw a punch*

*Dodges* THANKS!

"What do i do-?" >:>

"find weapons in chaos's armoury upstairs-"

"Can I use my own weapons?" (LAST TIME FLICK SAID THAT, SHE BROUGHT OUT A FUCKING AK-47, A FUCKING NUKE, AND A GODDAMN MACE-)

"ugh- no! he has thinks that wont kill himself!-" *she knows damn well about mysterions powers, so shes not going to help mysterion at the moment*

(Okay, help the wording made no sense-)

(SCREW AUTO CORRECT- things* and himself as in chaos-

(Okay-)

"Damnit. Fiiiiinnneee." *Muttering: "Man y'all is boring as shit!"* *Walks away is is now preoccupied-*

*she realizes choas is about to be hit again, she pushes chaos out of the way, and gets in the line of the punch, mysterion punches her clean in the face* "Gh!- *sigh* you okay, chaos?"

"Yeah, but now you're hurt!!" (Oh and btw, floppy was originally a tsot character, so she was a canadian cleric, so she has healing abilities bc cleric- ALSO SHE'S CANADIAN APPARENTLY-)

"im fine, flicker will heal me soon..please, go try to fix your defenses, ill keep him occupied.."

"BUT- YOU-" (Canada just makes me think: "Blame Canada! Blame Canada! We need to form a full assault! It's Canada's fault!" Sheila sounded so mad, MA'AM YOUR ADOPTED SON IS CANADIAN-)

"im fine! i said ill keep him occupied! you dont have to worry!"

"Oh- You're too stubborn! Fine! I'll just go repair the defenses!" *Leaves and Flick comes back*

*flick comes back to wayic on the ground, her nose was bleeding, and her cheek was red.*

"Back!" *Is back with weapons*

"great.. please dont tell me you picked the most violent..

"Shit," *Runs over and grabs her, sitting her up. Flick held her hand on the Wayic's arm for a second, and a calm presence showed in flicker for only a split second, as she healed the Wayic.* "Alright, good to go."

"No, I didn't we're fine."

"I was tempted to, but didn't! Be proud of me" >:<

(Imagine she came back with like, a pistol, and a dagger-)

"good, thank you. for both things.. chaos is.. repairing his defenses. hand me the dagger please."

*Hands her the dagger* "Ooh, I'm in charge of a gun!" ("I am trusted by no one, because my favorite numbers, are 666." - Luna 2023)

(i trust you!!!!!!!!!! also, its 2024-

(oh yeah-)

(oh yeah-)

(and you do-?)

(i trust you with my life, honey. <333

(ANYWAY-)

(wayic could be really mean if she wanted to, mysterion is also her enemy.. she works fpr no one, its very rare to see her mad-

*Silence and starts zoning out*

(And i am making flick accurate to me rn-)

*she gets closer and closer to mysterion, gripping the dagger tightly*

*FInally zones back in* IDEA! *Hops away*

"mysterion.. we meet again."

*after a short little fight, flicker came back!!!!!!! and found wayic holding the dagger, against mysterions throat.*

(Bro, i might have to be a diff character ;-;)

(5 bottles of whiskey!!)

(Either that or Flick's just over-caffinated-)

*Is back and has blood on her gloves so is hiding hands behind back* "Yeah, i'm back- Wow, good job. Not so tough now ARE YOU MYSTERION~!!" *he couldn't himself but provoke him a bit-*

mysterion: "please get her off me." (im too lazy to switch accounts-

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Nuh uh!" *Accidentally makes hands visible and all that was there was blood covered gloves. It was recent blood too! From about 5 minutes ago!*

"dont."

(lrighaou gyrdvgiohb680rt;o

(NOOIOPPOOOOOOO

(Hehe you act liek me irl >:33 Rawr!!)

*Looks at hands and puts them behind back again slowly* "Shit,,,"

(I'm so kewl with my sporkle costume and i wook so SWAYYY!!! >:33 RAWR!!)

(I WULE DA WOROD!!!!! RAWR!!! >X33)

(sigh....

(RAWRRR!! YOU'RE DEALWING WIF A DRUNK CHAOTWIC BWEING!! RAWR!! >X33)

(AN EVEN MORE AGGRESIVE SIGH

(Sowwwwwyyy!! Also please no leave bc i dwunk do! I no do gwood awone and I gwo inswane mwost da twimmeee!! RAWRRR!!! >X33)

you act like a scene kid again and im FIGHTING to not take advantage of you like this.)

(I mweeeaaannn what kwind of advantwaggeeeee?? RAWRRRRR!! >:33)

(I'm awcting wike a swene kwid agwain?? Rar >X33)

(UHHHHHH OH NO YOUR INNOCENT LIKE THIS!!!!

(Wha-? What you mwean???? Rawr? <:3

(oh no.. you dont have dirty thoughts like this---

(WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE LIKE THIS AAAAAAAA-

( *cutely bipanics*

(I dwon't? Oh! Neo i dwon't! :33 Onwy cwaos and.....swene thwoghts-

(AAJAHAHAhaAHAH

( *CUTELY SCREAMS OF FLUSTEREDNESS*

*CRIE SBC THIS WOMAN MADE ME HAVE A FUCKING BI ATTACK-

(Hwey dis gwives you bwait for scene kwyle and gwoth stan!! I mwake new group for dwat!! :33)

(do i get to make out with you

(COUGH CPOUGH COUGH

(THIS CONVERSATION NEVER EXISTED>

(https://clubcreator.com/team/hewwoo

(And neo you dwon't >X33

(But want mwe to mwake goth stawn acc <:33)

i got it- sdont worry!!!)

I RULE THE WORLD NOW!!!!

God Craig's gonna kill me- BUT FUCK IT! FUCK HIM! AND FUCK THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

Tweek- oh my lord, heavenly father please bless his soul, I am coming to your class.

I have Craig's number-

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO- BUTTERS WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS!

Tweek, you really should even have coffee AT school....It's against the rules to have anything in your waterbottle except...Well...Water!

Shouldn't*

Bloody keyboard >:<

yes it is.

Bro, Tweek's in my class right now, can someone call Craig? He's...Out of hand.....He just cussed out the teacher.....

By "he" i mean Tweek btw-

My fingers hurt from typing all of that ;-;

*speechless*

Oh come on!! That's lightwork.

We had to do a mini gmas ;-;

Ooh! Nicceee!!

i am!!!!

my parents have enough money to go to kroger-

Alright!

I have 100 bucksssss!!

Cartman, Kyle, and Stan came over ;v; you can already guess Cartman and Kyle are already fighting and I'm huddled in a corner.

dayum.

Can you come over and help me out TvT?

uh.. SURE!

*3 seconds later, kenny breaks through a window*

WHATS UP FUCKERS!

My window ;-;

*kyle and cartman fighting in the backround* hey.. HEY, HEY HEY! *he yells so loud that they stop fighting and look at him*

kyle: damn kenny-

(Ooh I call Cartman for this- why? DON'T. ASK-) Butters: *Just covering ears*

gtg

bye-)

GUESS WHOS BACK!!!)

(You.)

(I stole my foster dads credit card to order things ;-;)

oof-)

HELP MY MOM SPENT 22 DOLLARS

T-Twenty two?

Only 22?

YES...

ima go put pickles on my BLAND asf chicken sandwich

WHERE DO YOU FIND A SECURITY CODE ON A CARD? ?w?

IDK MAN-

Hamburgers. The card is out of date ;-; I stole someones debit card >:D

uh uh

uh oh*

wait a da- WHY DID YOU STEAL A CREDIT CARD!?!!??!

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

FOR, STUFF??

....

where did you find it.

Uh...Somewhere-? Who said I FOUND it?

(I may have lied-)

(I stole it ;-;)

.

leo.

W-What....??

i can tell when you lie.

Oh...

so whered it come from.

...........

N-Nowhere.....??

sparkles the only one that can make objects out of thin air.

Wait, he can?

(not me giving your oc powers-) ive seen him do it with my own two eyes.

(not me giving your oc powers-) ive seen him do it with my own two eyes.

(Lol, its fine) Welp, he's not involved with me, sooooooo- yeah.

(ok hear me out- cartman: and get this, his suicide note was stuck to the fridge WITH A COOKIE MONSTER MAGNET.. all it said.. "cartmans fault." im cartman btw, hi. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM!?!?!? (context; cartman saw kennys suicide note.)

(Damn-)

(ITS AN AUDIO TOO!!!

(Lol. Anyway-)

uh.... i wanna call mysterion for no reason.

(CAUSE YKNOW THE BUNNY/MYSTRECHAOS CHART!?!?!?/

(Yeahhhh-?)

W-Why?'

(it says that leo and mysto like eachother-

(No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, IT SAYS LEO DON'T LKE MYSTO BUT MYSTO LIKE LEOOOOOOOOOO :DDD)

(My head rn: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed Sex don't sleep when the lights are off Kids are still depressed when you dress them up And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup He's still dead when you're done with the bottle Of course, it's a corpse that you keep in the cradle Kids are still depressed when you dress them up Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup!!)

(aw.

(I bit my tongue ;-;)

(I MADE AN OC AND THEY'RE BLONDE, CAN I ADD THEM!?)

(speaking of whick, i need to add mel.

(AND I'LL ADD FLOPPY!! They're based offof bingo's plush bunny from bluey ;-;)

(Floppy!)

(Floppy has lop rabbit ears and a lop rabbit tail. they're a softie, blonde (DUH) they don't really talk to anyone, and they like blue!)

(A- NOT THE ANIME PFP

(It's something my friend drew for me-)

(I told them character description and they drew it for me! Kinda like a free art commission!)

oh-0

(:D)

(SHE CALLED ME POOPYKINS!! MY MOM CALLED ME POOPIE-)

(POOPYKINS*)

(uh

(uh

(EXACTLY-)

(She's drunk istg-)

(Oh and Floppy is the definition of the typical quiet kid. Quiet, but when night falls, floppy is basically a more advanced sparkle. We'll call her Flicker Bunny! She goes by Flick/Flicks/Flicky/Flicker. She's a glittery pastel mess. And she's 10x more chaotic than Sparkle.)

(Floppy is Victorious by Panic! At The Disco and Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time by Panic! At The Disco)

(Floppy is THE ALBUM Death of a Bachelor by Panic! At The Disco)

im making the wayic a villian-)

No duh-

wish i took my book with me

NICEEEEE!!

:))

Mine is in my cabinet in my room- XD

Learning about abuse and parental punishments...

oh

i took the extra string and wrapped it around the handle of my waterbottle

Heya-

HEY!!!

i was waiting forever leo

and hes gone again

. . . WE HAD EDPUZZLES ANSD NOBODY TOLD ME.

sry

was working-

;-;

I finished all my Earth Science work tho! :)

oh

anyway

HIHI!!!!

Heya-

so i may or may not have made a sunny account.

W H Y ?

cause i could.

if you check the members-

AE

and leo has left agai

ART TIEM

I was going somewhere-

Am healthing.

i am sewing :>

:D

/e wave

i stopped responding last night cause karen wanted to use my cb

DANG.

(AND I HAVE SPAWNED AGAIN-)

OMG XDDDDDDD

I'm jumping out of the window of a 2 floor building again- On the second floor-

Kenny, you lucky, I got Tricia on my tail-

And I have Damien TvT

And he keeps wanting to set things aflame-

Accurate.

Yeaaaaahhhhh- I have myself ;-;

Speaking of which I am out of my dang room! YIPPIE!

MIght go cause cha- do things....early!

Yeah- dropped dead silent-

hi am still hwere

Hi-

I forgot you existed-

Sorry :)

Bro, Kenny, Marjorine, I need y'alls advice.

i just diesd of heart bresk

I'm sorrrrrrrrrrryyyy :((

And yes Tweek?

awww its okay *hug*

So, guys, I got Craig a new guinea pig and I'm gonna surprise him with it, but how do I- like- sneak a guinea pig to school??!!!

uh...

idk if you can smuggle a guinea pig eithout it dying..

Uh? Thats all you have to say?

oh-

also-

hm?

KENNY. HAS KAREN EVER PUT LEAVES IN YOUR HAIR!?

LIKE DEAD, DRY LEAVES FROM THE FLOOR!?

AND THEN DID SHE EVER TRY TO EAT OTHER LEAVES!?

AGAIN, DEAD, DRY LEAVES!?

...how do you know about that.

HAS SHE?!?!

... yes.

OKAY, FOR UNRELATED REASON, HOW DO YOU GET LEAVES OUT OF YOUR HAIR!?

.

well, i used the hose we had in our backyard-

LETS SAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, I'M BABYSITTING TRICIA AND IKE, AND IKE'S EATING LEAVES, AND TRICIA'S PUTTING DRIED UP LEAF PIECES IN MY HAIR, HYPOTHETICALLY, AND I HYPOTHETICALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!? W-WHAT DO I DO!? T-THAT WAS HYPOTHETICAL BY THE WAY!

eh its fine, take one shower and the leaves are gone, either that, or pull them out of your hair.

I REFUSE TO SHOWER RN BC I HAVE 2 DEMONS IN MY SIGHT!

shit.

Now you know none of that was hypotheticalllllllll-

i knew it wasnt hypothetical from the start.

anyway

OH JESUS- OH LORD ALMIGHTY- I JUST SAW PROFESSOR CHAOS OUT MY WINDOW AND I REFUSE TO BE WONDER TWEEK UNLESS SUPER CRAIG IS COMIN', SO FUCK THIS SHIT I'M STAYING IN MY ROOM- (Cuz im out as sparkleeeeeeee-)

Imagine being scared of ME-

WHO SIN'T SCARED OF YOIU AT THIS POINT!?!??~@!??!?

... im calling mysterion.

WAIT NO DON'T DO TAHT-

yo.

Hi Mysterioonnnnnn- I'm doing anything sooooooooooo- You can just leaveeeeeee-

youre doing anything.

NOT*

;-;

Dang autocorrect shut up-

i kinda dont trust that, and your coming with me.

Nope- No I am not-

I doubt you know where I am.

mk you realize when we play this game there is a tracker on everyone.

Nyeh- I wasn't expected to join, i showed up, so- yeah- i didn't know that- HOW DO YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE TRACKERS?

... coon and freinds have access to the trackers. with the exception of me.

;-; Mannnnnn-

The world suckssss-

sparkle for whatever reason doesnt have a tracker.. anyway.. wh- WHY ARE YOU ON THE WING OF A PLANE!?

I have my reasons-

But, come onnnnnn, I've been plotting something for MONTHHHHHHHSS! Can I just do this one thingggggggggg?

no, i have toi keep peace to all of south park, i cant even let you do this,

Comee onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!! Please??? This one thingggggggg??? I've been plotting it for 2 years, 1 month, 2 weeks, 5 days, 4 hours, 43 minutes, and 45 secondssss!!

with .45 milliseconds left....

... *accedentily breaks his his batman voice for a minute* wait what-

*Aggressive gun chewing*

(GUM*** NOT GUN XDD)

*he brings his batman voice back* you heard nothing.

I heard nothing, that's right.

AND I'M JUMPING ZOFF THE WING OF THE PLANE! GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

*Jumps into the trees and is now in a forest because yeah-

GODDAMNIT CHAOS! *jumps after him*&

MWAHHAHAHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa- YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!

*lands in a bush next to him*

*Bombastic side eye*

(im thinking of revealing his identity to choas and thewn he promises to keep it secret*

(But that ruins itttttt-)

(nuh uh

(YUH HUH!!!)

(IT RUINS THE WHOLE PLOTTTTTTTTTTTTT-)

(and they still act like enemies butr theyre just very sillli about it

(How you be silly bout it?)

(I dunno what silly hat eis- i only feel pure hatred-)

(... js be si,ly abt it :D

(HOW?)

(tsk, tsk tsk youll learn someday

(Being goth at a rave is fun-)

(anygays-)

*he lifted his head up out of the bush, and his hood fell off* ungh.. SHIT! *he pulls it back up*

*BLinks over and over and chews gum VERY agressivly*

...quit chewing that aggresively.

Why? *Smacking of gum intensifies*

listen, i know were enemies, but thats annoying, quit.

Not for meeeee- *Intensifies*

man-

*Swallows the gum on purpose* Can I go do my thing now?

first off, what are you going to do.

. . .

You don't need to know t h a t . . .

tell me.

. . . n o . . .

*he got up out of the bush and brushed himself off, he also got leaves in his hair*

Haha.

this hood isnt very stabel.. do we even know where we are? its not even snowing here...

Oh I know where we are. I k n o w.

where.. were in the middle of a forest.

where.. were in the middle of a forest.

This is where "project 2 years, 1 month, 2 weeks, 5 days, 4 hours, 43 minutes, and 45 seconds" starts.

I just need the sign from my sidekick.... *Looks around for the sign*

wh- im dealing with two of you now!?

No, my sidekick isn't- or may be- maybe not- here.

I dunno! I didn't ASK!

choas, this is kind of unfair, you planned this for over a year and didnt give me any warnings. the least you couldve done was tell me something.

as soon as i said that youy evaporated

(Internet went out ;-;)

It was top secret-

OKAY BUT YOU LITERALLY BROUGHT YOUR SIDEKICK.. 2V1 ISNT FAIR..

(i forgor i switched

(i forgor i switched

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID YOU WERE BRINGIN SOMEONE SO I COULD MAKE IT FAIR..

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID YOU WERE BRINGIN SOMEONE SO I COULD MAKE IT FAIR..

I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE HERE OR NOTTTTTTT-

*he brings out the tracker* huh, so they arent here.

good-

WAIT.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO MY SIDEKICK ISSSSSSSSSSSS???

... *he comes closer to choas so he can show him* here, look- if you click on these dots, it shows you who it is.

Aw, biscuits ;-;

see look, for example- *he clicks on the dot for choas* see, its shows me the person! its kinda like an id.

I don;t like that. Can I yeet it?

wh, no.. *he backs away, and puts the tracker away*

Aw. This world is cruddy.

yes, it certaintly is.

WHY DID YOU WoRd IT LIKE TAHT?!

because for once im actually agreeing with you.

Yay :) But still, the wording was so-

okay, then what was i supposed to say. *he crosses hoisarms*

i dunno-!? I'm just sayinnggggg!!

*Accidentally bites tongue and has a face of pure regret*

you good

N o

oh, did you stub your tpe-

no- worse......

I BIT MY TOUNGEEEEEEEEE-

oof.

I'm in pain now ;-; wait- the plan- I need to-

!

There! *Looking at a spot of dirt with something written in it.*

My eyes just skipped that completely the first time-

hm. first paret of the plan?

yeah. Code word. .... *Reading the message* "HK." H-HK? OH!

HK.. whats that.

W-Why would I tell you!?

uh.. for game progess.

No :)

fair enough, i wouldnt tell you the passcode to the coon's hideout eithe.r

Mhm! Let me just... *Pulls out phone that has a hello kitty case, cause HK, hello kitty, and turns away so mysterion wouldn't see.* Hm...

*finally realizes what it means* i already knew who you were, but at this point, youre just shouting it to the world.

*Looks up from phone* F-Frick you-!!!

I'm just- you still don't know what i'm doing! Sooo...

fair enough..

*Turns down brightness trying to hide whatever he's looking at* Ah. Of course thats- oh my lord.

yk since were alone- butters, i would actually be suprised if you had anything slightly explicit on your phone.

I don't- Why? When- Huh?

then why are you turning down the brightness.

Actually, does violence and chaos count as explicit?

..if theres blood, then yes.

Son of biscuit,

Lets hypothetically say there is, and hypothetically my wholeeee plan is written out on hereeee? HYPOTHETICALLYYYYY.

afk

(Aight-)

(back

(Wud up)

mhm.. yknow, since im gointo not be nosy and sneak through your phone, ill just let you be.

THANK YOU- FINALLY!!

i meant your phone, not you.

I know! BUT YOU'RE NOT NOSY FOR ONCE!

YOU- YAY. *Scrolls through phone, turns it off and takes off the case, revealing a small piece of paper inside of it*

for once..? *heartbreak*

Sorry not sorry- *Reading paper and puts it in pocket* Huh. Neat.

hm? *tries to look over his shoulder again*

No. *Swats at Mysterion*

ah- (DRAMA INCOMING) *the way mysterion seemed so silly and not serious made you think of kenny, plus, he was the same size as kenny.*

*Kinda shuffles hands and looks down*

hm?

*Looks back up, a bit upset a bit but hiding it badly* N-Nothing....Just reminded me of someone....

oh.. oh shoot... you know already, dont you.

*Confused* Huh?

(Gurl, you on?)

(uh yeah

(btw goodmorning!!!!!

yes i did!!

No-

daizy dukes*

DAISY*

spelling don't fail me now!

wsp

Bebe-

rahj

california girls plays faintly

wha-?

w-why-

Heheeee I GOT PLANS FOR TONIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! PARENTS OUT THE HOUSE! I'M SNEAKIN' OUT! MWAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

I'ma need to plan- things >:))

I wanna sneak out of school.

dang a baddie slay

I- ??? No I just wanna go out as Cha- Uhm- Go do...Things?

its easy cross multiply the fraction kenny-

great.

I have Princess Kenny's dang song stuck in my head-

i j8st want mY ARTiNG things back

YOUR WELCOME!!>

going to make a princess kenny acc

nvm

gonna watch a vid

idk how to help ya marj.

;-;

amnyway

She got karma-

Karma. She's a reaaaaaaal bi- uhm....

hey now buddy.

biscuit. shes a real biscuit.

Yeah- Thanks-

;-;

yw

I hang out with literally everyone too much ;-;

*does a totally cool backflip for no reasn

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My eyes are now in pain from the makeup removers, but OH WELL-

...wow the group is very empty today.

Bro, Ken, Help, my mascara is running!!! I cried and my MASCARA'S RUNNING!!! AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH- Every time i see the girls I have to run awaayyyyyyyy!! Hellpppp!!

deltamath sucks.

No duh ;-;

Bro...I hate bebe rn ;-;

whatd she do

look at the new post ;-;

(AND BUTTERS MOVED NOW I AM PERMANENT BUTTERS, LOOKS LIKE WE NEED CHAOS ACC NOW-)

HEeeehehehehehehhee-

woah.

WAAAH- NO WAIT-

(mysterion accoiunt hhrheheehre

(The fact my wallpaper is mysterion- XD)

sorry internet went down.

Yeah?

Quick check, capital of england is?

London

Ccorrect, national sport of england?

Cricket

Correct....

bursts in

wsg

Yo Kenny-

wsg

Cheerio- (No I am not Luna, I am someone else who is british I met her in london)

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO-

(oh- is lun tweek

(oh- is lun tweek

(Luna is Tweek and Butters rn-)

HI BUTTERS!!

(Butters left for the night so now I am butters-)

(ik lol0

HI KEN-KENNNNN!!

LEO!!!! :D

virtual hugs butters

HAII!!

o wheres everyone else

Watching.

Eating imaginary popcorn.

wow, wait, pip, youre npot even supposed to be here-

yo tweek can i have some of that popcorn

Yet I am-

No fuck off-

true true

COME ON TWEEK.. JUST ONE....

I'm gonna get grounded for being here ;-;

*begs in poor*

Get a job, Kenny.

IM TOO YOUNG FOR A JOB

Tweeeekkkk!! Just give himmmm!!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm nuh uh.

*tries to give tweek puppy eyes*

what if just bleached craigs hair and invited him here

Craig would flip his shit if you did that.

nuh uh

Can everybody stop cussing? I don't wanna get grounded...

hes let me die his hair before

thats why one day he showed up to school with blue tips

HE DOESN'T WANNA BE HERE. BECAUSE OF......Uhm.....The dead one-

... what'd pip do to scare him?

Well damn, way to call me out!

no offesense, buddy.

He doesn't like me that much- Also i'm kicking his ass for calling me french.

uh- pls dont hurt my second bestie-

Great i'm grounded again ;-;

HE FUCKING CALLED ME FRENCH.

NOO LEO!!! D:

im breaking leo out >;(

Only for another month Ken, it's fine.

pip, french isnt a bad thing-

I HATE THE FRENCH! Also i'm british.

plus, if you actually study french, you can curse people out in french, and theyll think youre flirting!! :D

I don't ;like cussing people out....

uh. you just said you were going to knock craig out for calling you french.

threatening is kinda like cussing someone out,

also, im still breaking you out leo. >:(

KEnnyyyy-

I'll get grounded for longerrr...!

going over to your house rn.

KENNETH MCCORMICK DON'T YOU....FRIGGIN DARE YOU SON OF A BISCUIT!

fine, ill just convince your parents-

How, they'll ground you!!

*after 5 minutes of talking to butters parents*

youre only grounded for a week now :)

How?

Kenny, what did you say?

well, when you have two siblings and shitty parents, you learn how to convince people.

I have 0 siblings and parents who say they're.... "Doing what's best for me".

even the most difficult of people.

leo, listen to me, their spitting bullshit.

But they say that it'll teach me?

That i'll do better in society and people will like me..?

all theyre teaching you is to be afraid if youre not perfect, thats not how you discipline children.,

Oh... :(

But they say "It'll make you more sociable and likable"...?

listen leo, theyre not teaching you the right way, theyre only grounding you for something stupid, like fdressing like a girl, or expressing yourself, and thats not bad, your parents are just idiots!

yk what leo, ill take you shopping, lets go to a sanrio store.

But thhey say "Nobody likes wannabe trannys!" or, "Be like other people!"....?

Go where?

a hello kitty shop basically.

Yesssssssssss.....

Actually my dad probably won't let me...He said "Helly Kitty's for girls"....

Hello*

hello kittys for everyone.

He also broke my Hello Kitty hairclip :(

oh.. well, how about this, ill give you a place to store your hello kitty stuff so thst your dad cant find it!!

Yay! But how do I get out of the house?

Oh wait-

I have a window.

yeah..

Question.

If butters is grounded...

Is Marjorine grounded?

no, no she isnt, neither is chsos.

We're saving chaos- He's....Plotting. He doesn't have anymore ideas- ;-; I'm getting Marjorine RIGHT NOW-

(Looks like im making a Marjorine acc-)

I just need to find the skirt-

*COmes out* MArjorine is ready!

there she is! noe, are we ready to go on a sopping spree??

Marjorine also just jumped through a window, holy shiiiiiiiiiii-

Wait Kenny...?

*awkward wave*

Hahhahaaaaa- Anyway, hpw are we gonna...?? You know, we need money-??? Unless you pickpocketed or stole I don't think you have any-

cartman and i bettted, i won and got 50 v=bucks.

NOT V BUCKS THATS+ WAS A TYPO-)

good jo- What did you bet on?

(IK-)

*tries to change the subject* UHHH.. LETS GO SHOPPING!!

(Context clues: v is close to b on the keyboard and the = is because you tried to backspace it!)

KENNNNNNNNNNNNN???

WHAT DID YOU 2 BET ONNN??

i dont wanna talk about it.. (i actually dont know what they bette don so uh)

FIne....... (I dunno make up some shit-)

anyway, we could go to the msl!!

Alright.

*they go to the south park msll* where do we start?

Why in the world is this pace so large!?

(Place*)

youve never been here??

youve never been here??

No...? My parents said if I came i would be grounded...

hm. they have a hot topic here-

oh. no.

THe fact I had to help the goths burn hot topic one time-

;-;

Yeah, the vamps are after me now-! :)

oof..

Actually scratch that-

They're after BUTTERS!

Not Marjorine!

yikes! whatd he do?

He betrayed themmmmmmmmmm- And helped the goths burn their hide out.

yeah..

yeah..

Yeah.

I'm taking that in.

Ooh- professor chaos finally came up with an idea- *COUGH COUGH* I mean what?

that was a very blank response, im sorry-

Yeah it's alright, Ken-

im justc getting a bit tired.

Aw :(

yeah,m i

ik*

I don't get tired..! Neither does Cchaos...He's out tonight for sure. (SO IS SPARKLE LOL-)

ill try to stay up, dont worry marj

:) Yay.

For unrelated reason, can we wrap this up about 10:30 pm? (NOT FR-)

gimme a sec msrj :] *runs off for a few seconds* *returns back with a bunch of hello kitty plushies and accesories* here :D

(This turned from bunny, to kenjorine, and might go tfbw- omfg-)

*Gasp* Yay! :))

I'm so bragging to the girls about this..!

yw :}

*Grabs phone and mutters* Tag...Wendy.....Tag....Heidi.....Tag.....Bebe.....Tag....Nichole....Tag........Red........Tag...Rebecca.... *Tag+all the other girls*

wha- why-

Ken, selfie! *Puts phone on camera mode*

wha- okay-

*Takes selfie with Kenny and all the hello kitty shit* Hehheheeee....Upload.....Image....Save....Post....Send! YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!

*Gets 5 notifs* HEhehhehehehheeee!!

*looks over marjs shoulder* GOD DAMN-

Hm? Wat?

Yo.

Cheerio!

Cheerio!

SON OF A-

Yo bebe's coming tomorrow.

Really?

She is?

Yeah.

Yay!

Righto!

(Yo gtg Tweek's taking my acc-)

(kay.)

Yo Pip, Craig keeps calling you french btw

Aw! :< I'll kick his ass.

GOOD DAY!!

Hello-

Hi Butters. Yo do you know if Kenny's comin' or nahhh??

Oh! Gee, I think so! Let me ask him!

He'll be on within the next 5-6 business days?

Explaination: He'll be on within today-friday, or possibly monday!

Oh my god- Pip how- Oh well. I'll just assume that's right.

I tried my best to be American!

I can see that-

Good job Pip!