South Park Blonde Squad!

OMG XDDDDDDD

I'm jumping out of the window of a 2 floor building again- On the second floor-

Kenny, you lucky, I got Tricia on my tail-

And I have Damien TvT

And he keeps wanting to set things aflame-

Accurate.

Yeaaaaahhhhh- I have myself ;-;

Speaking of which I am out of my dang room! YIPPIE!

MIght go cause cha- do things....early!

Yeah- dropped dead silent-

hi am still hwere

Hi-

I forgot you existed-

Sorry :)

Bro, Kenny, Marjorine, I need y'alls advice.

i just diesd of heart bresk

I'm sorrrrrrrrrrryyyy :((

And yes Tweek?

awww its okay *hug*

So, guys, I got Craig a new guinea pig and I'm gonna surprise him with it, but how do I- like- sneak a guinea pig to school??!!!

uh...

idk if you can smuggle a guinea pig eithout it dying..

Uh? Thats all you have to say?

oh-

also-

hm?

KENNY. HAS KAREN EVER PUT LEAVES IN YOUR HAIR!?

LIKE DEAD, DRY LEAVES FROM THE FLOOR!?

AND THEN DID SHE EVER TRY TO EAT OTHER LEAVES!?

AGAIN, DEAD, DRY LEAVES!?

...how do you know about that.

HAS SHE?!?!

... yes.

OKAY, FOR UNRELATED REASON, HOW DO YOU GET LEAVES OUT OF YOUR HAIR!?

.

well, i used the hose we had in our backyard-

LETS SAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, I'M BABYSITTING TRICIA AND IKE, AND IKE'S EATING LEAVES, AND TRICIA'S PUTTING DRIED UP LEAF PIECES IN MY HAIR, HYPOTHETICALLY, AND I HYPOTHETICALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!? W-WHAT DO I DO!? T-THAT WAS HYPOTHETICAL BY THE WAY!

eh its fine, take one shower and the leaves are gone, either that, or pull them out of your hair.

I REFUSE TO SHOWER RN BC I HAVE 2 DEMONS IN MY SIGHT!

shit.

Now you know none of that was hypotheticalllllllll-

i knew it wasnt hypothetical from the start.

anyway

OH JESUS- OH LORD ALMIGHTY- I JUST SAW PROFESSOR CHAOS OUT MY WINDOW AND I REFUSE TO BE WONDER TWEEK UNLESS SUPER CRAIG IS COMIN', SO FUCK THIS SHIT I'M STAYING IN MY ROOM- (Cuz im out as sparkleeeeeeee-)

Imagine being scared of ME-

WHO SIN'T SCARED OF YOIU AT THIS POINT!?!??~@!??!?

... im calling mysterion.

WAIT NO DON'T DO TAHT-

yo.

Hi Mysterioonnnnnn- I'm doing anything sooooooooooo- You can just leaveeeeeee-

youre doing anything.

NOT*

;-;

Dang autocorrect shut up-

i kinda dont trust that, and your coming with me.

Nope- No I am not-

I doubt you know where I am.

mk you realize when we play this game there is a tracker on everyone.

Nyeh- I wasn't expected to join, i showed up, so- yeah- i didn't know that- HOW DO YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE TRACKERS?

... coon and freinds have access to the trackers. with the exception of me.

;-; Mannnnnn-

The world suckssss-

sparkle for whatever reason doesnt have a tracker.. anyway.. wh- WHY ARE YOU ON THE WING OF A PLANE!?

I have my reasons-

But, come onnnnnn, I've been plotting something for MONTHHHHHHHSS! Can I just do this one thingggggggggg?

no, i have toi keep peace to all of south park, i cant even let you do this,

Comee onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!! Please??? This one thingggggggg??? I've been plotting it for 2 years, 1 month, 2 weeks, 5 days, 4 hours, 43 minutes, and 45 secondssss!!

with .45 milliseconds left....

... *accedentily breaks his his batman voice for a minute* wait what-

*Aggressive gun chewing*

(GUM*** NOT GUN XDD)

*he brings his batman voice back* you heard nothing.

I heard nothing, that's right.

AND I'M JUMPING ZOFF THE WING OF THE PLANE! GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

*Jumps into the trees and is now in a forest because yeah-

GODDAMNIT CHAOS! *jumps after him*&

MWAHHAHAHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa- YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!

*lands in a bush next to him*

*Bombastic side eye*

(im thinking of revealing his identity to choas and thewn he promises to keep it secret*

(But that ruins itttttt-)

(nuh uh

(YUH HUH!!!)

(IT RUINS THE WHOLE PLOTTTTTTTTTTTTT-)

(and they still act like enemies butr theyre just very sillli about it

(How you be silly bout it?)

(I dunno what silly hat eis- i only feel pure hatred-)

(... js be si,ly abt it :D

(HOW?)

(tsk, tsk tsk youll learn someday

(Being goth at a rave is fun-)

(anygays-)

*he lifted his head up out of the bush, and his hood fell off* ungh.. SHIT! *he pulls it back up*

*BLinks over and over and chews gum VERY agressivly*

...quit chewing that aggresively.

Why? *Smacking of gum intensifies*

listen, i know were enemies, but thats annoying, quit.

Not for meeeee- *Intensifies*

man-

*Swallows the gum on purpose* Can I go do my thing now?

first off, what are you going to do.

. . .

You don't need to know t h a t . . .

tell me.

. . . n o . . .

*he got up out of the bush and brushed himself off, he also got leaves in his hair*

Haha.

this hood isnt very stabel.. do we even know where we are? its not even snowing here...

Oh I know where we are. I k n o w.

where.. were in the middle of a forest.

where.. were in the middle of a forest.

This is where "project 2 years, 1 month, 2 weeks, 5 days, 4 hours, 43 minutes, and 45 seconds" starts.

I just need the sign from my sidekick.... *Looks around for the sign*

wh- im dealing with two of you now!?

No, my sidekick isn't- or may be- maybe not- here.

I dunno! I didn't ASK!

choas, this is kind of unfair, you planned this for over a year and didnt give me any warnings. the least you couldve done was tell me something.

as soon as i said that youy evaporated

(Internet went out ;-;)

It was top secret-

OKAY BUT YOU LITERALLY BROUGHT YOUR SIDEKICK.. 2V1 ISNT FAIR..

(i forgor i switched

(i forgor i switched

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID YOU WERE BRINGIN SOMEONE SO I COULD MAKE IT FAIR..

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID YOU WERE BRINGIN SOMEONE SO I COULD MAKE IT FAIR..

I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE HERE OR NOTTTTTTT-

*he brings out the tracker* huh, so they arent here.

good-

WAIT.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO MY SIDEKICK ISSSSSSSSSSSS???

... *he comes closer to choas so he can show him* here, look- if you click on these dots, it shows you who it is.

Aw, biscuits ;-;

see look, for example- *he clicks on the dot for choas* see, its shows me the person! its kinda like an id.

I don;t like that. Can I yeet it?

wh, no.. *he backs away, and puts the tracker away*

Aw. This world is cruddy.

yes, it certaintly is.

WHY DID YOU WoRd IT LIKE TAHT?!

because for once im actually agreeing with you.

Yay :) But still, the wording was so-

okay, then what was i supposed to say. *he crosses hoisarms*

i dunno-!? I'm just sayinnggggg!!

*Accidentally bites tongue and has a face of pure regret*

you good

N o

oh, did you stub your tpe-

no- worse......

I BIT MY TOUNGEEEEEEEEE-

oof.

I'm in pain now ;-; wait- the plan- I need to-

!

There! *Looking at a spot of dirt with something written in it.*

My eyes just skipped that completely the first time-

hm. first paret of the plan?

yeah. Code word. .... *Reading the message* "HK." H-HK? OH!

HK.. whats that.

W-Why would I tell you!?

uh.. for game progess.

No :)

fair enough, i wouldnt tell you the passcode to the coon's hideout eithe.r

Mhm! Let me just... *Pulls out phone that has a hello kitty case, cause HK, hello kitty, and turns away so mysterion wouldn't see.* Hm...

*finally realizes what it means* i already knew who you were, but at this point, youre just shouting it to the world.

*Looks up from phone* F-Frick you-!!!

I'm just- you still don't know what i'm doing! Sooo...

fair enough..

*Turns down brightness trying to hide whatever he's looking at* Ah. Of course thats- oh my lord.

yk since were alone- butters, i would actually be suprised if you had anything slightly explicit on your phone.

I don't- Why? When- Huh?

then why are you turning down the brightness.

Actually, does violence and chaos count as explicit?

..if theres blood, then yes.

Son of biscuit,

Lets hypothetically say there is, and hypothetically my wholeeee plan is written out on hereeee? HYPOTHETICALLYYYYY.

afk

(Aight-)

(back

(Wud up)

mhm.. yknow, since im gointo not be nosy and sneak through your phone, ill just let you be.

THANK YOU- FINALLY!!

i meant your phone, not you.

I know! BUT YOU'RE NOT NOSY FOR ONCE!

YOU- YAY. *Scrolls through phone, turns it off and takes off the case, revealing a small piece of paper inside of it*

for once..? *heartbreak*

Sorry not sorry- *Reading paper and puts it in pocket* Huh. Neat.

hm? *tries to look over his shoulder again*

No. *Swats at Mysterion*

ah- (DRAMA INCOMING) *the way mysterion seemed so silly and not serious made you think of kenny, plus, he was the same size as kenny.*

*Kinda shuffles hands and looks down*

hm?

*Looks back up, a bit upset a bit but hiding it badly* N-Nothing....Just reminded me of someone....

oh.. oh shoot... you know already, dont you.

*Confused* Huh?

(Gurl, you on?)

(uh yeah

(btw goodmorning!!!!!