South Park Blonde Squad!

i am!!!!

my parents have enough money to go to kroger-

Alright!

I have 100 bucksssss!!

Cartman, Kyle, and Stan came over ;v; you can already guess Cartman and Kyle are already fighting and I'm huddled in a corner.

dayum.

Can you come over and help me out TvT?

uh.. SURE!

*3 seconds later, kenny breaks through a window*

WHATS UP FUCKERS!

My window ;-;

*kyle and cartman fighting in the backround* hey.. HEY, HEY HEY! *he yells so loud that they stop fighting and look at him*

kyle: damn kenny-

(Ooh I call Cartman for this- why? DON'T. ASK-) Butters: *Just covering ears*

gtg

bye-)

GUESS WHOS BACK!!!)

(You.)

(I stole my foster dads credit card to order things ;-;)

oof-)

HELP MY MOM SPENT 22 DOLLARS

T-Twenty two?

Only 22?

YES...

ima go put pickles on my BLAND asf chicken sandwich

WHERE DO YOU FIND A SECURITY CODE ON A CARD? ?w?

IDK MAN-

Hamburgers. The card is out of date ;-; I stole someones debit card >:D

uh uh

uh oh*

wait a da- WHY DID YOU STEAL A CREDIT CARD!?!!??!

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

FOR, STUFF??

....

where did you find it.

Uh...Somewhere-? Who said I FOUND it?

(I may have lied-)

(I stole it ;-;)

.

leo.

W-What....??

i can tell when you lie.

Oh...

so whered it come from.

...........

N-Nowhere.....??

sparkles the only one that can make objects out of thin air.

Wait, he can?

(not me giving your oc powers-) ive seen him do it with my own two eyes.

(not me giving your oc powers-) ive seen him do it with my own two eyes.

(Lol, its fine) Welp, he's not involved with me, sooooooo- yeah.

(ok hear me out- cartman: and get this, his suicide note was stuck to the fridge WITH A COOKIE MONSTER MAGNET.. all it said.. "cartmans fault." im cartman btw, hi. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM!?!?!? (context; cartman saw kennys suicide note.)

(Damn-)

(ITS AN AUDIO TOO!!!

(Lol. Anyway-)

uh.... i wanna call mysterion for no reason.

(CAUSE YKNOW THE BUNNY/MYSTRECHAOS CHART!?!?!?/

(Yeahhhh-?)

W-Why?'

(it says that leo and mysto like eachother-

(No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, IT SAYS LEO DON'T LKE MYSTO BUT MYSTO LIKE LEOOOOOOOOOO :DDD)

(My head rn: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed Sex don't sleep when the lights are off Kids are still depressed when you dress them up And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup He's still dead when you're done with the bottle Of course, it's a corpse that you keep in the cradle Kids are still depressed when you dress them up Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup!!)

(aw.

(I bit my tongue ;-;)

(I MADE AN OC AND THEY'RE BLONDE, CAN I ADD THEM!?)

(speaking of whick, i need to add mel.

(AND I'LL ADD FLOPPY!! They're based offof bingo's plush bunny from bluey ;-;)

(Floppy!)

(Floppy has lop rabbit ears and a lop rabbit tail. they're a softie, blonde (DUH) they don't really talk to anyone, and they like blue!)

(A- NOT THE ANIME PFP

(It's something my friend drew for me-)

(I told them character description and they drew it for me! Kinda like a free art commission!)

oh-0

(:D)

(SHE CALLED ME POOPYKINS!! MY MOM CALLED ME POOPIE-)

(POOPYKINS*)

(uh

(uh

(EXACTLY-)

(She's drunk istg-)

(Oh and Floppy is the definition of the typical quiet kid. Quiet, but when night falls, floppy is basically a more advanced sparkle. We'll call her Flicker Bunny! She goes by Flick/Flicks/Flicky/Flicker. She's a glittery pastel mess. And she's 10x more chaotic than Sparkle.)

(Floppy is Victorious by Panic! At The Disco and Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time by Panic! At The Disco)

(Floppy is THE ALBUM Death of a Bachelor by Panic! At The Disco)

im making the wayic a villian-)